Fashion Faux Pas #1

I went to the Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers concert last night.  There I was witness to many a fashion faux pas.  Now, I’m no fashion expert; however, I feel I must be the first (?) to face this one glaring abomination head-on.

To all the ladies out there:

You know the straight-outta-the-70s huge-lensed sunglasses you are all wearing, thinking they make you look good?  Well, they don’t.

They make you look like something of a mix between Paris Hilton and  Jeff Goldblum’s adaptation of “The Fly”.   Unlike Rachel Ray’s husband, I don’t want to feel like if I get too close, that I’ll get drenched in flesh-dissolving goo.