I went to the Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers concert last night. There I was witness to many a fashion faux pas. Now, I’m no fashion expert; however, I feel I must be the first (?) to face this one glaring abomination head-on.
To all the ladies out there:
You know the straight-outta-the-70s huge-lensed sunglasses you are all wearing, thinking they make you look good? Well, they don’t.
They make you look like something of a mix between Paris Hilton and Jeff Goldblum’s adaptation of “The Fly”. Unlike Rachel Ray’s husband, I don’t want to feel like if I get too close, that I’ll get drenched in flesh-dissolving goo.
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Well, what looked pretty cool at first glance….really not so much. It’s cool to be able to pick the brain of one of my favorite (dead) authors. However, it’s not so cool to have to pay over $30 for the privelege to do so for just one book (Starship Troopers).
I suppose it’s just another money grab…
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